by Nick Jacobs

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

And the best one of all... "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"